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Drunken Revelations: The Man Who Saw Nairobi’s Rent Dodgers Turn into Cows
Nairobi – It was past midnight when a tipsy man stumbled through the streets, barely balancing himself. Then, he stopped dead in his tracks.
Two cows stood before him. But to his intoxicated mind, they were no ordinary animals. He gasped, pointing at them with shaky hands.
“Waaa! Kinuthia! Foreman! You think I don’t know your tricks? During the day, you’re people, but at night, you turn into cows to avoid paying rent!”
The cows stared, chewing lazily.
“Kinuthia, you mix cement all day, but now look at you! You don’t want to pay rent, so you’ve grown hooves? Foreman, I know you too! Unakula pesa ya site alafu unakuwa ng’ombe usiku! Mungu anawaona!”
He clapped his hands, determined to expose the conspiracy. But as one cow took a step forward, he panicked.
“Woi, Kinuthia! Sitaki shida! Najua unaweza kung’oa misumari na meno!”
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— Mohamed Wehliye, MBS (@WehliyeMohamed) February 5, 2025
With that, he turned and bolted, tripping into a roadside trench. The cows? Unbothered. Somewhere in Nairobi, a man had uncovered the city’s strangest rent-dodging scheme.
Would anyone believe him? Only Kinuthia knew the truth.